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The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.

“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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I do not know who has done this research but its quite interesting 

N͟O͟T͟ A͟ C͟O͟I͟N͟C͟I͟D͟E͟N͟C͟E͟!

1.  ADULT has 5 letters,

     so does YOUTH .

2.  PERMANENT has 9 letters,

     so does TEMPORARY .

3.  GOOD has 4 letters,

     so does EVIL .

4.  BLACK has 5 letters,

     so does WHITE .

5. CHURCH has 6 letters,

     so does MOSQUE,TEMPLE & MANDIR

6. BIBLE,GEETA has 5 letters,

    so does QURAN .

7. LIFE has 4 letters,

    so does DEAD .

8. HATE has 4 letters, 

    so does LOVE .

9. ENEMIES has 7 letters, 

    so does FRIENDS .

10. LYING has 5 letters, 

       so does TRUTH .

11. HURT has 4 letters, 

       so does HEAL .

12. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, 

       so does POSITIVE .

13. FAILURE has 7 letters, 

      so does SUCCESS .

14. BELOW has 5 letters, 

       so does ABOVE .

15. CRY has 3 letters,

       so does JOY .

16. ANGRY has 5 letters, 

      so does HAPPY .

17. RIGHT has 5 letters, 

      so does WRONG .

18. RICH has 4 letters, 

       so does POOR .

19. FAIL has 4 letters, 

      so does PASS .

20. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,

       so does IGNORANCE .

Are they all by coincidence? 

This means LIFE is like  a double edged sword but the choice we make determines our future..

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Correct meaning of "OK" is the name of a German engineer Otto Krovens who worked for Ford car company in America.

As chief inspector he wrote his initial as OK upon each car he passed.

Hence it continued till date as All correct

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ғᴜʟʟ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ? 💚

💛 ᴏᴋ 💛

ᴏᴛᴛᴏ  ᴋʀᴏᴠᴇɴs

💛 ɴᴇᴡs ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ 💛

ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇsᴛ sᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ

💛 ᴄʜᴇss 💛

ᴄᴀᴍᴇʟ, ʜᴏʀsᴇ, ᴇʟᴇᴘʜᴀɴᴛ, sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs

💛 ᴄᴏʟᴅ 💛

 ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄ ᴏʙsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴜɴɢ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ

💛 ᴊᴏᴋᴇ 💛

ᴊᴏʏ ᴏғ ᴋɪᴅs ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ

💛 ᴀɪᴍ 💛

ᴀᴍʙɪᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ

💛 ᴅᴀᴛᴇ 💛

ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ

💛 ᴇᴀᴛ 💛

ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ

💛 ᴛᴇᴀ 💛

ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ

💛 ᴘᴇɴ 💛

ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴇɴʀɪᴄʜᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɴɪʙ

💛 sᴍɪʟᴇ 💛

sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs ɪɴ ʟɪᴘs ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ

💛 sɪᴍ 💛

sᴜʙsᴄʀɪʙᴇʀ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴍᴏᴅᴜʟᴇ

💛 ᴇᴛᴄ 💛

ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴘᴀᴄɪᴛʏ

💛 ᴏʀ 💛

ᴏʀʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴄ (ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴡᴏʀᴅ)

💛 ʙʏᴇ 💛

ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ

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This poem is written so beautifully❤

How Can You "SM_LE" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be "F_NE" Without "I" ?

How Can You "W_SH" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be "N_CE" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be a "FR_END" Without "I" ?

So "I" Am Very Important!

But How Can I Achieve "S_CCESS" Without "U" ?

How Can I "LA_GH" Without 'U'?

How Can I Take A "C_P" of Tea or Coffee Without "U"?

How Can I Enjoy The "S_NSHINE" Without "U"?

How Can I Have "F_N" Without "U"?

And That Makes "U" More Important Than "I"!

Therefore humans (U & I) = WE need one another in life to  be happy, work together and achieve greater things. Let's propagate positivity and shun negativity.

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Brilliant stuff 👌🏾

All for the love of the English Language !

Some old, more new.....👍🏽

My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find 😔

You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example 😁

I broke my finger last week 🖖🏽 On the other hand, I’m okay 🖐🏾

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word 😑

On the other hand, you have different fingers 🤚🏾

“Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible". “Well, tell him I can't see him right now" 😳

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed 😩

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off 😠

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap 🤣

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, even in the last few moments, he kept insisting us to "Be positive", but it's hard without him 🙄

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland ? Well, the flag is a big plus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink 😒

How did I escape Iraq ? Iran....🏃🏽‍♂️

To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing ! 🤩

Son : "Dad, can you briefly tell me what a solar eclipse is ?"

       Dad : "No sun" 😲

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home 😅

My math teacher called me average. How mean ! 😡

The Funny language Award goes to...

English..

English is a very funny language :

Jail and Prison are synonyms

But Jailer and Prisoner are Antonyms...! 

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This is Brilliant!!

See ,   if    you    can   figure   out ...    what   these   seven   words   have   in   common  ?

1.  Banana

2.  Dresser 

3.  Grammar

4.  Potato 

5.  Revive 

6.  Uneven 

7.  Assess 

Look   at    each   word    carefully. 

You'll    kick    yourself   when   you    discover    the    real answer.   This    is   so   good . . . 

No  !!   it    is    not   that   they    all    have   at  least   2   double  letters. 

Answer   is   as   follows: 

󾭘Answer 󾭘:

*In   all   of   the   words   listed ,   if   you     take     the     first     letter ,  place   it ,   at    the    end    of    the   word ,   &   then   spell    the    word    backwards ,  it   will    still   remain   the     same     word..........👍

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Who says we don't exercise?

We 'Jump' to conclusions

We 'Throw' our weight around...

We 'Twist' the truth...

We 'Stretch' the lies...

We 'Bend' the rules...

We 'Push' our luck...

We 'Lift' our egos...

We 'Run' from tough situations...

We are absolutely fit...!!!

But still, we're fat because.....we eat our words so often !!

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10 English words used only by Indians since childhood days....

 

1. Mother Promise

For ages, you have always used this word without even knowing if it was a legit word, haven't you? So we decided to burst your bubble! While the word 'promise' features in the Oxford Dictionary, there's no mention of 'mother promise'. Surprised? Wondering how 'mother promise' came into being. It's the literal English translation of 'ma kasam' or 'aai shapath'. The next time you want to stand by something you really mean, try using just 'promise'. You don't really need to drag your mother into everything, do you?

2. Cousin sister and cousin brother

According to the Oxford Dictionary a 'cousin' is a child of one's uncle or aunt. And Grammar Nazis would insist that the word 'cousin' does not need to be followed with words like 'sister' or 'brother'. Did you know that 'cousin sister or cousin brother' are words used only in India. The right way is just to say 'cousin'. Wondering how you'd get to know their gender. Well, that's what names are for, aren't they?

3. Good name

When Indians meet strangers, why do they ask the question, 'What's your GOOD NAME?' Every parent or grandparent who has named the child, does it with a GOOD intention. So there's nothing bad about a name. The next time you meet a stranger, you could say 'What's your name?'

4. Revert back

Now this one's tricky! Because that's what you have been writing in e-mails, haven't you? Well according to The Free Dictionary 'revert' means 'to reply to someone'. Why use 'revert back' when you can just say 'revert'?

5.  Rubber

In India the 'eraser' is also called 'rubber'! But in the rest of the world, 'rubber' is a slang for 'condom'. Now it makes sense why your relatives and friends in foreign countries complain that people there burst out laughing when they ask for a 'rubber' instead of an 'eraser'.

6. Picture

When was the last time you mentioned that you were going to 'watch a 'picture'?' No one really knows when 'picture' became synonymous with 'films' or 'movies' in India. According to the Oxford Dictionary, 'picture' means a drawing or painting. You could say 'I am going out to watch a movie or film'.

7. Mention not

Isn't it funny that every time someone thanks an Indian, they quickly turn around and say 'mention not'. We are still scratching our heads wondering how the word originated and what it means. There are plenty of ways you can accept someone's thanks.You can use any of the following:

You're welcome.

It's my pleasure.

That's alright.

No problem.

8. Pass out

How is it that every Indian graduating from college is passing out? Confused? Let's tell you the difference. When you are really drunk and become unconscious, you 'pass out'. But when you refer to a successful completion of a course or training, you use the word 'graduate'.

9. Cheatercock

We all have used this word in our childhood. Once, twice, thrice…we have lost count of the number of times we called someone a 'cheatercock'! But ever wondered what does the word mean? We are still wondering! According to the Oxford Dictionary, cheater is a person who acts dishonestly in order to gain advantage. Won't it be sufficient if we just said 'cheater'?

10. Would be

How would you introduce your fiance?

Amit: Hello uncle.

Uncle: Hello Amit.

Amit: Uncle, I would like to introduce you to my 'would be'.

Unfortunately Amit doesn't know that 'would be' means nothing. If you want to introduce your to-be bride then simply use 'fiance'. How easy is that!

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Ha! Hahahah! ...

 English, the imperfect language

Can’t resist! Here are some one-liners, two-liners, puns, jokes, whatever ... all for the love of the English Language, warts and all. 

1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.

2.  You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

3. I broke my finger last week. 

On the other hand, I’m okay.

4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. 

You have my Word.

5. On the other hand, you have different fingers

6. “Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible".  “Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

7. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. 

And then everything crashed.

8. eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

9. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. 

All I did was take a day off.

10. My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. 

I have a hunch, it might be me.

11. Don't spell part backwards. 

It's a trap.

1 2. And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

13. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

14. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

15. How did I escape Iraq? 

         Iran.

16. To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!

17. Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

          Dad: "No sun."

18. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

19. My math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Amazing English 

Many parts of the body can be used as verbs in either a physical or a metaphorical sense. 

You can head a company, 

but if things go wrong you'll have to shoulder the blame 

or face your investors. 

A good leader will back his employees, 

but if you don't toe the line the management can skin you.

Did you muscle your way into that job? 

You might eye someone suspiciously, 

or wait for the police to finger a suspect. 

But if you need to get out of town, you can thumb a ride 

or you can ride with me if you can stomach the thought.

Use strong arm tactic if you want to elbow out someone.

I don't always sing along with the radio, but I sometimes do mouth the words.

(To all English-Language Lovers)

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Here’s a list of  strenuous activities that does not require much physical effort.....  

01) Beating around the bush...

02) Jumping to conclusions...

03) Climbing up the wall...

04) Swallowing your pride...

05) Passing the buck...

06) Throwing your weight around...

07) Dragging your heels...

08) Pushing your luck...

09) Making mountains out of molehills...

10) Hitting the nail on the head...

11) Wading through paperwork...

12) Bending over backwards...

13) Jumping on the bandwagon...

14) Balancing the books...

15) Running around in circles...

16) Eating crow...

17) Blowing your own horn/ trumpet...

18) Climbing the ladder of success...

19) Pulling out all the stops...

20) Adding fuel to the fire...

21) Opening a can of worms...

22) Putting your foot in your mouth...

23) Setting the ball rolling...

24) Going over the edge...

25) Picking up the pieces...

Whew! That is some workout! Now sit down and...

26) Exercise caution...!

😉

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A tribute to the letter "T"                              

 By Sashi Tharoor January 13, 2024

The tongue’s terrible tendency to tell tall tales totally tarnishes traditional transcommunication theories. The tempestuous tirades traceable to the tongue testify to the traumatic tactics of this tiny tab of tissue. Thousands that take the time to think, try to tame the tumultuous torrent of the too talkative tongue. Temporarily, the tide turns. Towering tempers turn to tenderness. Then, tragically, the trend tapers. The tongue trips, teeters, then takes a tumble; the temptation to trifling twaddle triumphs.

Take time to tabulate this timeless truth: to train the tongue takes the tremendous talent of trust. Theology teaches that trust thrives through toil. Therefore, throttle the testy tongue! Terminate the trivial topics that tinge the tenor of talk! Trim the trashy, tasteless terms that transgress traditions of truth! Trounce the trite themes that toady to thoughtless tattling!

Theoretically, the tantalizing target of a true, tactful, temperate tongue torments and teases those that tackle the task. To tell the truth, thrilling triumph throngs the tracks of the tough, tenacious thwarter of tawdry talk !!!!!

☹️🙃😁🩵🤓

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When you have nothing better to do

Just try answers for these

 1. If Poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

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3. Do Twins ever realize that one of them was really "Unplanned"?

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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

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5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.

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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

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Still have time for fun..?

Let's try this

Great Confusions

Which are still unresolved -

😄😂

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours - left or right? 

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

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Well Try this now

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!

😀

•Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

•Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

•How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

•Why are goods sent by Ship called CARGO, and those sent by Truck SHIPMENT?

•Why do Doctors "Practice" Medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

•Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

•How come Noses run and Feet smell?

•Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

•What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

If you have the Spirit of understanding everything in a positive manner - You’ll enjoy every moment in LIFE, whether it’s PRESSURE or PLEASURE

So just Enjoy the PUN and FUN of the English Language..

😀😂😅🤣

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compound contradictions!!!

Found Missing

Open Secret

Small Crowd

Act Naturally

Clearly Misunderstood

Fully Empty

Pretty Ugly

Seriously Funny

Only Choice

Once Only 

Original Copies

Exact Estimate

Tragic Comedy

Foolish Wisdom

Liquid Gas

Working Holiday

Social Distancing

Honest Liar

Happily Married !!!! 

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"Hu's on First" in 2002

by playwright James Sherman

inspired from Abbott and Costello's immortal comedy series "Who's on first?" (1930-1945) 

We take you now to the Oval Office, as Condoleeza Rice enters ...

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Condi: (picking up the phone) Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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